Bags

Throw all your gear into the black hole duffel including your Salmologic rods. Throw in the Stormfromt. Unpack at your destination. Don your Patagonia gear. Head for water. Throw your phone and camera into the Stormfront and confront the water. Receive the full force of the watery part of mother nature. Hook up. Land fish. Unpack your dry camera. Take picture of your trophy and call your friends.
Patagonia bags are the driest place on the water.